Doris tagged me with a somber one - What would my last post be if tomorrow was no more?
Well, Doris, this would be it:
GOOD BYE WORLD! AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FISH!Â
I don’t know why, but that line about fish from the Hitch hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy just struck me as I was reading your tag. If I knew for a fact that tomorrow was no more, I don’t think I’d have thought to log in here and write a last post.
I’d probably be out in the world, doing practical things like settling my bank accounts and vomiting blood at various government agencies (no pun intended).
Or, I might just be frivolous and fly me out to a fancy beach resort where I can watch my final sunset whilst soaking up cancer-causing sunrays, have a hot torrid fling with some young willing chap knowing full well there’s no need for regrets the next day, and knocking back loads of liquor, knowing that I won’t have a hangover to wake up to the next morning.
What I will not be doing is sitting in front of a computer saying good bye…. well, unless there is wi-fi on that beach resort, and that young chap I’m having the hot fling with brings me his laptop, and I pause long enough in my tequila sunrise induced stupor to log in and say:
GOOD BYE WORLD! AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FISH!Â
Sorry mates, I’m not tagging anyone but feel free to tell us your last thoughts.
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11 comments ↓
Don’t Panic!!
I have no moral compass and mainly atheist so would go kill all those who have earned my ire, deserve my wrath! Or at very least do a little bit of maiminglah, teensy little bit.
Golly. It’s exactly what I was thinking last night after watching the last episode of Grey’s Anatomy’s 2nd Season. Hmmm … I have no idea really, but yeah, it would definitely NOT be spent in front of the computer.
LB: You forgot your tm!! hehe
Oddie: Wah so bloodthirsty la you! hey, remember Hula Hoops?! I just got a big bag of em!
Tine: I’m lost at Greys. First it was on Tuesday then now I dont even know when it is. I don’t know what is happening, and I don’t know who is doing who anymore. Did anyone get thrown out of their internship in the end?!
i will be at home lighting all my blessed candles. ya, soooo boring i am. er.. we’re talking about armageddon aren’t we? lol!
LOL! I remember that line too. really funny. I wouldn’t know what I’d do, and since I’m not faced with that situation, I don’t want to think about it either… too much effort!
Huh? Tomm is not coming & u may go out to settle ur bank accounts? o.0?
My wife cooks that too. So yummy. *grabs bowl*
Oops I realize I commented in the wrong spot. The above one is for your soup obviously.
I loved those Douglas Adams books.
Misti: Actually I dunno coz Doris’ post gave me the impression it was only the end of MY world not THE world heh…
May: Don’t think about it - too depressing. Just enjoy life!
Tummy: Ya mah, coz only my tomorrow is not coming. Everyone else’s is hehe…
SA: Teehee… I did a double take for a minute there.
Then I am so dumb I came back and posted about the soup again. This time with the right post. wakakakakaa