Do not try this at home

I got a funny email from a friend. She was supposed to send me a package from the USA but I had yet to hear from her to say that she had sent it. A couple of days after I emailed her she replied with an embarrassing confession. She was unable to leave the house due to a botched experiment with home brazilian waxing strips. OUCH!! I cannot imagine what might have gone wrong and my hair is just standing on end thinking about it! Since she lives in Chicago laser hair removal might have been a less painful alternative but I’m not sure if they do laser job ahem… down there. Too risky eh?