Paris gets infected with serious disease

With a opportune moniker like Paris Beaverbanks and a lovely title like that, you can almost see the rumours start to fly. Not about me of course, but about the jailbird Paris Hilton who shares my same first name sitting in a Los Angeles jail somewhere, not sleeping nor eating apparently. She has her own cell with glass door and 24 hour guard. Not bad right? Some death row prisoners get less than that! You know, I thought getting into jail was the whole point of her violating her probation but then with eccentric rich heiresses you just never know.

But I digress. The point of this post is about me getting infected with the Blogivitis virus. Its all Wuching’s fault. He came around sowing his wild oats virus and infected me. Atichoo! Bless me. He got the virus so bad, he even confused me with Paris Hilton who is in jail so she can’t do the tag right now so its just me, Paris B.
According to Wuching, he had identified 10 symptoms of Blogivitis so I checked my own symptoms and these are my 10 symptoms of the Blogivitis virus I have contracted:

1. I get to work and immediately check Gmail for comments on my blogs – even before coffee. I’m a comment whore.
2. I find myself paying more attention to my surroundings just in case there’s something blog-worthy in the situation/place I’m in.
3. I never used to have dark circles under my eyes. I now have them worse than if I were to apply eye liner because I stay up late at night blogging when I should be catching up on my beauty sleep. Result, I have to spend money on concealer so I don’t scare little kids in the day.
4. I re-learn html, self-teach css, twist my head around wordpress, crack my skull on search engine optimization, and whore my sites for the traffic. 4 out of 5 ain’t bad
5. I find a reason to take a photo of anything, just in case I can blog about it, like the rude man who alas! refused to camwhore for me.
6. I know more about my blog friends’ lives and families than I do my real friends who don’t have blogs.
7. I do memes and tags because it tells you that someone appreciates your blog enough to help you boost your traffic and to link you. Also if you don’t then no one will tag you anymore and that would be a tragedy!
8. I get myself a new browser because I’m told my site looked funny in it and I had to make sure it did not happen again.
9. I learn to make my hobby work for me. So far, the dividends are satisfactory
10. I take photos of food. ’nuff said.

In the spirit of being loving and sharing I will hereby infect the Blogivitis virus to the following people who must tell us all what their symptoms are:

• Giddy Tigers – She said she’s infected already so lets see her symptoms
• PabloPabla – He was so kind to help me out with Firefox I’m returning the kindness lol
• Rinnah – She’s on a hiatus but I still spy her around. Must be the blogivitis virus!
• Sooyin – A taggee outside my usual blogosphere – a fresh take perhaps?
• Doris – because I still owe her a tag that I’m trying hard to work on