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If I were a rich girl

August 1st, 2007 | by ParisB

If I were a rich girl, all day long I’d bum.

If I were a wealthy girl, I wouldn’t have to work hard.

I’d build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,right in the middle of the town, with a fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.There would be one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down and one more leading nowhere, just for show.

:)

My apologies to the Fiddler on the Roof for mangling their lyrics. But this is what I’d do if I had a million dollars that Rinnah has so graciously gifted upon me.

Practically, I’d pay off all my loans so I finally own my car and house. Then, I’d go out and buy me the most gosh-awful expensive luxury bag I can find, simply because… well, I can!

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Edit:  Don’t they look like they were made with leftover monogram material? Damn! LV’s damn smart at using up scraps eh?

By Louis Vuitton - god-awful ugly but they cost upwards of GBP1000 ok. That’s RM7000 and up PER BAG. Read, laugh and whimper at the gullibility of the masses who fall for anything expensive and ugly just because its couture.

Who do I tag? Um… Sorry I’ve seen this going around so much, just feel free to nick my million dollar tag for yourself eh? Its the only thing I’ll let you nick around here. Heehee…

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    6. 10 comments ↓

    #1 rinnah on 08.01.07 at 2:00 pm

    I can’t say I’d blow RM7,000 on those LV bags… but there is a Bottega bag that I fell in love with… that one costs RM12,000 after conversion! *pengsan*

    #2 LB on 08.01.07 at 2:01 pm

    Hahaha, yes, gullibility is the word! Fashion victims forever!! But I am rather embarrassed by my LV wallet…*sigh* Couldn’t I have a Mont Blanc one instead? *whimper*

    #3 ParisB on 08.01.07 at 2:18 pm

    Rinnah: I wouldn’t blow RM10 on those bags myself LOL… Bottega is gorgeous but *faints* at prices Still, its something to aim for

    LB: Heh… get a mont blanc then - because you can ;)

    #4 may on 08.01.07 at 3:07 pm

    damn, they do look ugly… sometimes I wonder if the rich had too much money that, instead of spending it on something good, they had nothing left to spend on except the bad and the ugly… kekeke!

    #5 Giddy Tiger on 08.01.07 at 4:03 pm

    I know! They are SO ugly la… I prefer COACH anytime.
    Gawsh….I still have 3 million to write up on :P

    #6 pablopabla on 08.01.07 at 4:07 pm

    Wah! Cheapest LV handbag is approximately RM7k kah? :P

    #7 ParisB on 08.01.07 at 5:57 pm

    May: Did I mention they are sold out?! o_O

    Giddy Tiger: Coach had some bombs too e.g. the patchwork one. But overall its a pretty good brand - their leather is awesome.

    Pablo: Nolah… Cheapest is about RM2000 :P

    #8 simple american on 08.02.07 at 4:05 am

    I liked what you did. But then I have Fiddler on the Roof on my iPod, so how can I not help but like it. :)

    #9 pablopabla on 08.02.07 at 11:05 am

    RM2,000??? That’s a lot of money to spend for some cow’s hide.

    #10 ParisB on 08.02.07 at 11:08 am

    SA: Yay I love that ditty from Fiddler

    Pablo: My friend - its not even leather at RM2000! :P