I just got this email in my mailbox:-
I’ve just WON A TOYOTA HIGHLANDER!
Not only that, I’ve also won GBP1 meeeelllioonnnn = RM7 meeellioonnnn !!
I didn’t know what a Toyota Highlander was so I looked it up.
Excuse me while I hyperventilate.
An SUV! Nevermind that the Malaysian Government wants to increase the price of petrol for SUV users soon. With my new FREE Toyota Highlander and my RM7 million I can afford all the petrol I want so … nyah nyah! 
Ooh… let me provide that Barry guy all my personal particulars yes? And while I’m at it, I think I’ll provide my bank account number too - how else are they going to deposit all those millions into my account?
If you are nice to me, I might just let you ride in my new Toyota Highlander SUV 
zippedy doo dah… zippedy day…
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wah congrats…can tumpang?
Me me me me me! I want a ride in your new Highlander!
Say… I think I won one too… lemme go check my spam bin.
Cheh, I won 3.2 million pounds last week leh. And I also won a million a couple of weeks back.
I’m a-gonna be a gazilionnaire very very soon. WHEEEEE!
How nice of that Mr Barry
Dang! I didn’t win anything this week!!! Gah! I am so jeles now!
How come everyone else I know is winning lotteries left, right and center online while all I ever get is promises to increase the length of “…your thing..”???
Life is SO unfair.
Is this for real?
It would be so cruel if it is just a scam ….
Me oh my what a wonderful day!!
LOL at Cheesey Poo….I get those messages too.
PB, I wanna ride in your Highlander…now I am kicking myself silly for deleting all my beemer, toyota, honda mails. Sheesh.
Kimberlycun: Caannn!!!
Rinnah: I’m sure you would have won one too! Barry is a generous guy.
Tine: Waaahhh…. tumpang glamer…
Adino: roflol yeah he sure is!
LB: But I’m sure you got emails that promised increased erm… sizes?
Cheesey: Aiyo! Those go into my Spam bin but this Toyota one slipped being spammed somehow.
Andie: Yep! Imagine, after I provide my personal details and pay up lots of money to freight the car over I find its a scam… sigh…
Giddy Tiger: LOL… Its the first time I’ve “won” anything! Usually its just the elongation thing. Now, a beemer is a different story!
Bah! All I have is a Perodua Kelisa! Not fair!
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the thing is these people always sent from a gmail account or a yahoo account and never the britishlottery.com or xxbank.com…
I’m also getting a lot of increase the pleasure of your girlfriend/lover emails by enlarging your xxx. Haha.. but not from @longthing.com though.